Life with Fatrick must be hell. Look at how fat Niki is getting. Soon she'll be as big as Patrick's second chin

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[–]Sams_seed 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Got damn she thiq

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She didn't used to be. Previously her least desirable trait was her big ears.

Patrick is fattening her up for some sick reason I've yet to uncover.

[–]EvilNick 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

probably to eat her, or wear her skin. does he have a pit in his basement and loads of lotion?

[–]EvilNick 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

oddly, Id fuck her now more than before. I wish there were enough members from here who lived near them to eventually get her to cheat on him with them. that would be super.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How hard could it be? Just don't be a needy, pompous asshole with a micropenis

[–]EvilNick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Im at least not TWO of those things

[–]Shickadantz 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She’s a great big fat person

[–]GroovyBastard 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Poor girl has ricketts. Look at those bowedlegs.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's just from trying to ride Patrick

[–]of_lower_stock 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tubbalard

[–]bigtitters 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's because they literally never stop drinking...

[–]HollandJimmy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Her shirts are too tight like Fatrick’s ... she is morphing