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[–]AirBuddDwyer 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

I don't know who you are, but your response is painfully unfunny and there's a multicolored graph telling me to dislike you

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

Obey the graph then.

This subsaidit seems to be fueled by unfunny, but there's loads of irony considering it's a comedy fan base, allegedly - absent of wit yet full of half-wits.

[–]GeriatricBovine 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You just can't stop posting here, retard can't you? Finally someone is paying attention to your pathetic existence and that's like heroin for you.

This is how Patrick Tomlinson started too. You'll make a great lolcow, I can see the signs.

[–]DentureChomp1488 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

"fueled by unfunny"

How about using a noun instead of an adjective to make your Le epic post ,smarty pants.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Maybe after you fix your punctuation ,clever casual khaki slacks.

[–]DentureChomp1488 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

That sounds suspiciously like a threat.

I wonder if /u/magnora7 is reading all of these threads?

[–]DentureChomp1488 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's a copypasta from Comedian/Terrorist Sam Hyde, surely you aren't serious. You seem like a well intentioned guy - you should get out of here dude.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

That's not how SaidIt works. Unlike Reddit and Voat this is a place for cross pollination of ideas.

A copypasta threat is still a threat. I was called in here as my name has been included on the mock pyramid.

I believe there are sub settings to make your subsaidit invite only, like the mysterious /s/anarchism if that's what you really want.

[–]DentureChomp1488 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

This entire thread with you is sad. Good luck against the Opie Army, child.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I didn't start this thread. I'm not out to battle armies nor these Opie folk, but I also won't abide SaidIt culture sliding including name-calling in my messages.

[–]4stepsbackward 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

My bosses, Daniel Kurlan and Joseph Cumia, told me to come here and call you a faggot.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And you just follow orders like all the mindless sheeple in your twisted flocked up group? How original. /s Fans of comedy who are impotent of authentic wit. You try so hard to be funny and fail so hard. No wonder you're all so angry.

If any of you were actually funny I'd consider recruiting you on my comedy-philosophy animated series I'm developing. Shame.

[–]4stepsbackward 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You should start a gofundme for it, raise 60 thousand dollars and then run off with the money.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's too cheap. I actually figured it out a couple years ago. I know how fast 10k can come an go. But to tarnish my name for life, it would take at least 200k for me to thieve/sell out - starting desperate from zero.

Now if I raised 200k then I still wouldn't sell out because I am, and would have been, building my projects toward success - so I'd have to be compensated for all that work and success and actually need even way more to be tempted to sell out at that point. Therefore the more I accomplish the less desperate and less inclination I have to actually sell out.

On top of all that, let's say a billion dollars fell from the sky... What would I do with it? Besides eat better, live better, and prepare for the future better - I'd put it right back into my projects, including SaidIt, and do what I'm doing, but with superior resources. If the powers that be somehow manage to shut them down I'd find other ways to essentially do the same kind of things to inform and improve the world to my best abilities - maybe even in the political realm.

Of course the systems are all rigged to prevent that sort of thing and with a billion dollars and a good heart I would become a magnet for assassins - so I'm lucky I don't have a billion dollars.