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[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (27 children)

Paradoxically, JasonCarswell has been employed by the Panera in Saskatoon for the last seven years.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (26 children)

What the fuck is Jason Carswell?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

I'm the fuck.

[–]AirBuddDwyer 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

I don't know who you are, but your response is painfully unfunny and there's a multicolored graph telling me to dislike you

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

Obey the graph then.

This subsaidit seems to be fueled by unfunny, but there's loads of irony considering it's a comedy fan base, allegedly - absent of wit yet full of half-wits.

[–]GeriatricBovine 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You just can't stop posting here, retard can't you? Finally someone is paying attention to your pathetic existence and that's like heroin for you.

This is how Patrick Tomlinson started too. You'll make a great lolcow, I can see the signs.

[–]DentureChomp1488 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

"fueled by unfunny"

How about using a noun instead of an adjective to make your Le epic post ,smarty pants.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Maybe after you fix your punctuation ,clever casual khaki slacks.

[–]DentureChomp1488 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

That sounds suspiciously like a threat.

I wonder if /u/magnora7 is reading all of these threads?

[–]DentureChomp1488 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's a copypasta from Comedian/Terrorist Sam Hyde, surely you aren't serious. You seem like a well intentioned guy - you should get out of here dude.

[–]4stepsbackward 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

My bosses, Daniel Kurlan and Joseph Cumia, told me to come here and call you a faggot.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What's your pleasure, young fella? Why is everyone mad at you?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Because Friday I was politely trying to explain how SaidIt works in the main #home chat room. I was not flustered by their rudeness and took their flack in hopes they'd be too preoccupied to bother others elsewhere.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They don't mean nothing by it. They are just very territorial and several of our ancestral homelands have recently been stolen from us based on technicalities Our one weakness we our over-reliance on posting copyrighted images. Some of our less famous enemies realized they could claim they were not in the public eye, file takedown requests, and not only would Reddit take the posts down but they took the whole sub down and like 40% of those were completely false.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Territorial as new guests on others' site? Really?

Don't make excuses for abominable behaviour.