This is the new saidit pyramid. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION AND OBEY you fucks

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[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 7 fun14 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Insightful AND funny

[–]BigGreenYamo 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well at least I rated higher than Joe.

[–]Pious_Midget 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Gonna have to make a small amendment on this: might I suggest adding a layer of earth/topsoil under the base of the pyramid? I see that Jim Norton appears to be absent from this graphic and what better place for a worm than down in the dirt, wallowing in the filth where he belongs?

[–]juschippinyababe 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Should be a cave underneath the pyramid where Sam "faggot" Roberts resides. Below that the worm.

[–]leopold_leopoldovich 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The pyramid of optimal faggotry

[–]happysmash27 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

I was trolled in to thinking this was the actual pyramid. If you do think it is, please look closer…

[–]fourStrokes1900 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What better apex of a pyramid of paint-by-numbers conversational constructs than a dead child who was ejected through a car windscreen accompanied by entry level surround sound system equipment. This is some biblical shit.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I fell for it too

[–]JasonCarswelI 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

please ignore this NAZI sympathizer

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What the fuck is JasonCarswelI?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What the fuck is Jason Carswell?

[–]Tom_Bombadil 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (27 children)

Paradoxically, JasonCarswell has been employed by the Panera in Saskatoon for the last seven years.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (26 children)

What the fuck is Jason Carswell?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

I'm the fuck.

[–]AirBuddDwyer 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

I don't know who you are, but your response is painfully unfunny and there's a multicolored graph telling me to dislike you

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

Obey the graph then.

This subsaidit seems to be fueled by unfunny, but there's loads of irony considering it's a comedy fan base, allegedly - absent of wit yet full of half-wits.

[–]GeriatricBovine 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You just can't stop posting here, retard can't you? Finally someone is paying attention to your pathetic existence and that's like heroin for you.

This is how Patrick Tomlinson started too. You'll make a great lolcow, I can see the signs.

[–]DentureChomp1488 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

"fueled by unfunny"

How about using a noun instead of an adjective to make your Le epic post ,smarty pants.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Maybe after you fix your punctuation ,clever casual khaki slacks.

[–]DentureChomp1488 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

That sounds suspiciously like a threat.

I wonder if /u/magnora7 is reading all of these threads?

[–]DentureChomp1488 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

It's a copypasta from Comedian/Terrorist Sam Hyde, surely you aren't serious. You seem like a well intentioned guy - you should get out of here dude.

[–]4stepsbackward 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

My bosses, Daniel Kurlan and Joseph Cumia, told me to come here and call you a faggot.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What's your pleasure, young fella? Why is everyone mad at you?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Because Friday I was politely trying to explain how SaidIt works in the main #home chat room. I was not flustered by their rudeness and took their flack in hopes they'd be too preoccupied to bother others elsewhere.

[–]JoeCumiasFryingPan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They don't mean nothing by it. They are just very territorial and several of our ancestral homelands have recently been stolen from us based on technicalities Our one weakness we our over-reliance on posting copyrighted images. Some of our less famous enemies realized they could claim they were not in the public eye, file takedown requests, and not only would Reddit take the posts down but they took the whole sub down and like 40% of those were completely false.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Territorial as new guests on others' site? Really?

Don't make excuses for abominable behaviour.

[–]bookradio 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Imagine thinking you're a well-reasoned debater, then getting flustered when someone counters you with "shut up faggot".

[–]fuckingdumbcunt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm trying to partake in a skilled battle of wits and reason, and you stoop to that low?! Ugh!"

"Shut up faggot."

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Imagine thinking that actually flusters someone and doesn't showcase how basic you actually are to the world.

[–]TedsEmporiumEmporium 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You aren't as smart as you think you are.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There seems to be an epidemic of that in this sub.

[–]bookradio 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're a debater of lower stock.

[–]TedsEmporiumEmporium 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You aren't as smart as you think you are.

[–]opiefan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Quadan lol

[–]OmegaUser296 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Hey u/JasonCarswell I just came across this, have you seen this, they put you on their "Pyramid of Faggotry" think this is something Magnora should hear about?

[–]UnwarrantedArrogance 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Lol I laughed at your comment because I thought you were from the reddit sub but you’re actually a real tattle tale! You make me happy.

[–]OmegaUser296 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What, I wasn't being a tattle tail I just wanted to mention it to the person you guys were insulting.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I'm honoured and humoured. Thanks, I saw it in chat. Many many times. It does not get funnier with repeated viewing, just lamer.

I'm willing to take all the flack so they don't spill over the rest of the site.

I'm looking forward to their banishment or reform or weeding of the worst apples. I think it's lame /u/magnora7 doesn't do anything about it, though I now understand it may be moot and die out naturally like some others and acting on it might add fuel to their glee. However this means we all must endure their shit in the meantime. But the worst of it is that they won't be the last and this means it will happen again and again and again over and over down the road - and we will have to endure it - or act. When the others come, and they will come, they may come more frequently and it won't be a rarity. They may even pile up and multiply. Waiting to act may be smart move now. Maybe not. I'm hoping he has experience or insights into all this and might be able to share them with us all soon enough, if he hasn't already.

[–]GeriatricBovine 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

You are not "honoured". You are a faggot. Go feed your mental illness by posting about FEMA ebola drills and fuck off.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I hope you get banned first.

[–]GeriatricBovine 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

For what? Calling you a faggot for coming into this sub and acting like a faggot?

At this point I hope all of us get banned just because it would be funny. I know you are too thick to realize this but we don't really care about your shitty site or any of this really. This is about shitposting to amuse ourselves.

Go consume some more youtube videos for retarded tinfoil wearers.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Yep. Name calling was bottom of the pyramid until I added the violence level.

I hope only the bad apples get banned.

We know you don't care. That's why you'll get banned.

[–]GeriatricBovine 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Then ban me already or shut the fuck up you annoying faggot.

Why do you keep posting in this sub if it's so vulgar and pointless? Just ignore it. Forget it exists. Fuck off. But you can't. It's where you get attention now. Thirsty faggot.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why are you so angry? Is life hard on you? You don't wanna grow up?

I don't need to ban you. You're gonna get yourself banned.

A: I respond because your comments keep showing up in my messages.

I ignore those not worthy of response. Now you'll know why I responded and why I'll ignore future comments.

[–]GeriatricBovine 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You will keep posting here because nobody else replies to your bullshit.

[–]DentureChomp1488 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We don't give a fuck. This site is less reliable than The Daily Stormer.

[–]iwhoreschortschorts 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

F-A-G-G-O-T

That was neither insightful or funny.

[–]LamarThePotato 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey buddy, negativity has no place here.

[–]AnthonyCumia 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What the fuck does this even mean? Will someone show up at my compound on Horseshoe Lane?

[–]DigitechLooper 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's an egregious lack of Mel at the top of that pyramid.

[–]CoreyFeldog 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

and to finish things off, plant your keester on-top of it for maximum faggotness