Fat? I don't think so, child. This is only beer and brat insulation. I bench 250. You think you can body shame me? Well, that's a First Name that I am not willing to Last Name, child.

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Lets never forget, the main character of this, six-figure-earning, self published writers supposed Magnum Opus is "Firstname Lastname"