Fat? I don't think so, child. This is only beer and brat insulation. I bench 250. You think you can body shame me? Well, that's a First Name that I am not willing to Last Name, child.

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No way would Patrick cry his way through a tattoo that wasn't some gay Star Wars thing

[–]Skip4play 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Its a Lord of the Rings arm band. Get it right.

[–]Gearrion 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He benched 250 ounces of beer from table to face is what he is trying to say.

[–]Thirdphaseofantsface 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fat gay faggot

[–]fourStrokes1900 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lets never forget, the main character of this, six-figure-earning, self published writers supposed Magnum Opus is "Firstname Lastname"

[–]RomanCraigsforeskin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not sure which one is more of a faggot.

[–]juschippinyababe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As much of a faggot as Rollins is, he would fuck Fat Pat up and he can't even bench 250 anymore guaranteed.

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The two lamest obsessions. What the fuck happened