Lazy. Has never held a real job in his 60 years of life.

Entitled. Mooches off welfare but acts like he earned it.

Had an absent father. The only skills he handed down to his sons were how to be a petty criminal.

Raised by a single mother who smoked crack and sucked big black dicks.

Didn't graduate high school, yet constantly mouths off his opinions as if he is an expert on everything.

Sabotages his own child's education.

Smell like a mix of piss, lard and cocoa butter.

Doesn't own a real suit. Wears dumb shit he sees on TV.

Loud and belligerent. Wants to fight anyone who "disses" him.

Sold and smoked crack, with and without his family.

Thinks he is a skilled musician but doesn't know keys or how to read music.

Homophobic despite having had gay sex on the down low.

Beat his wife.

Thinks he hit the jackpot by getting a white girlfriend who looks like dog shit.

Uses Italian words (La Famiglia) and glorifies Italian-American culture, despite being descended from African tribesmen.