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I am he As you are he As you are me And we are all together

See how they run Like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt Stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long

I am the eggman (Ooh) They are the eggmen, (Ooh) I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob

Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty Little p'licemen in a row See how they fly Like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down

I am the eggman (Ooh) They are the eggmen (Ooh) I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English Garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob

Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile Like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying

Semolina pilchards Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman (Ooh) They are the eggmen (Ooh) I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob G' goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob joob Joob joob...

"I like boobs. Boobs make me happy. Do you have boobs? I like boobs." - /u/sawboss

"I have poops. Poops make me happy. Do you like poops? I have poops." ~ /u/JasonCarswell

"I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!" ~ /u/fred_red_beans