This Is Why You Should Never Wear A Metal Butt Plug In An MRI Machine

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[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Owie.

Also, I don't understand why people feel like they need to wear something up their asshole going about their day?

[–]dik 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Try it. I recomend the Lovehoney Butt Tingler 10 Function Vibrating Butt Plug

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I knew it was one of you.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

not sure if you knew that or had to look it up

[–]dik 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Do you also like that one?

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

seek jesus

[–]dik 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

No - the Jesus butt plug is really horrible.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course it doesn’t work. It was made in Mexico! The only way it will work is if it can steal a job away from a Black one!

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck Jesus. He never existed. He was just a fraud made up by wops to justify stealing Judea from the Jews. And even if he did, he was Jewish, so you’d better be Jewish, too, if you know what’s good for you.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

everybody knows glass is the patrician anal plug material

[–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can't read that at work, but I saw the story previously. Basically what happened was the idiot did indeed wear a plug. It was supposed to be a plastic plug. Turns out it had a metal core to it and it ended up shooting up into the person's stomach. Apparently there's a lawsuit against the manufacturer.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

upper thoracic cavity

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All leftists should wear a buttplug into MRI machines or else they are homophobic.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Man u/Phooey, you must spend all day searching for men's butt holes. You are absolutely fixated with gay and animal sex stories.

Big loose juicy butt holes and animal penises. It's what you are all about.

Maybe this story you posted explains your obsession?

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, that last part? Not necessary.