'I'm 52 stone and couldn't fit down the plane aisle - it's discrimination'

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Brits should stop using that stone age unit.

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At that size, the passenger would be helping the airline out by situating in the cargo area where the flight engineers recommend. 728 pounds could adversely impact fuel efficiency which Science® has PROVEN murders baby polar bear cubs. It is the height of arrogance that a single jet-setting walrus insists on mooring itself in a seat designed to accommodate a single head of human livestock.

Hell- the Fat-ASSenger could safely SWIM across a body of water provided that any Japanese whaling vessels aren't alerted beforehand.