The English ate my family

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[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well to be frank, what would be there to eat off an Irish person during the famine?

They'd be skin and bones really, bone broth at best?

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks a lot. I lost 20 IQ points just watching that.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

The nose ring means she's special and not like the other girls.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought it was the retardation that gave that away.

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Numerous people have nose rings and piercings. (Not that special. One of the hot South Asian-British news anchor on BBC has a pierced nose.)

[–]package 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ew

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

They must have eaten all the smart ones first.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I suppose you are joking but may I point out that three of the best writers in English during the 20th century were Irish. In poetry we have W.B. Yeats who wrote The Second Coming (considered the best poem of that century by many) and won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1923. James Joyce hardly needs an introduction and Brian O'Nolan, writing under the pseudonym Flann O'Brien, is not so well known but try The Third Policeman and see what you think. There are others of course. Irish are also fun to have a drink with.

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh definitely. I'm American, my mom was born and raised in Wexford and oddly enough, I was born right outside of London, but moved to the states when I was 6. Big fan of Yeats and Joyce, as every Irish person should be, not so much O'Brien (thanks for the recommendation) and The Second Coming is one of my favorites (hell, everyone steals lines from it, lol). Yeasts was part English as well and I believe was instrumental in keeping the Irish language alive, no? Even though he didn't speak it.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope you'll like The Third Policeman. I'm not sure why O'Brien is not more well known but those I know who have read him always remember.

[–]niggerjewfaggot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I believe every word of it, Jet. English people will put anything in their mouths. lol

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She was either speaking metaphorically or she has some loose screws. I expect it is the latter.