Mormon mum 'banished' for OnlyFans says God watches her racy content – and 'likes it'

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[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Is it just me or do her facial proportions look a little off?

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It's because of the strain from carrying those jugs around 24/7. Mormons are sex-positive but in a weird sort of way.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Now that you mention it...yes, the top hemisphere of her head is proportionally strangely large compared to the bottom

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i wish God just wanted us to be happy. that mfer.

[–]turtlew0rk 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I am willing to forgive her and welcome her into my priesthood

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Open your mouth and receive the host.

[–]Hel 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Doing the Lord’s work

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

https://youtu.be/n3BqLZ8UoZk

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Didn't Joseph Smith submit The Book of Mormon to publishers as SciFi but was rejected and he decided to try to start his own religion?

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That was L Ron Hubbard. https://youtu.be/BU2EUfinwHo

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We have a wiener. Thanks Woody.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Didn't Joseph Smith submit The Book of Mormon to publishers as SciFi but was rejected and decided to try to start his own religion?

I'm almost positive that was the Scientology dude, L. Ron Hubbard. Though IIRC the Book of Mormon origin story was equally if not even more ridiculous. The South Park guys did an episode retelling it a while back that I remember being quite amused by

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Tom Cruz and John Travolta are both in the closet and won't come out. 😁 —— Robert Heinlein and L. Ron Hubbard were talking about religion and Hubbard bet Heinlein that he could start his own religion and then did, sorta. Way back I bought a copy of Dianetics and quickly determined it unfuckingreadable. I will try to get to the bottom of the question. Woody did.

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Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about the scientology one, lmao. There was a full episode about Joseph Smith and the Mormons too that I was actually thinking of. Google tells me its Season 7 Episode 12, so I guess that was 20 years ago, lol. They've parodied just about everything at this point I guess

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She added: “Wives and girlfriends need to be the ones in their man’s DMs, and they need to be the one sending him sexy text messages.

“So, women – be inventive and exciting. Plan things to keep your man’s attention.

“If you don’t give him what he wants, someone else will be waiting to take your place.”

She gives good advice.