I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender

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[–]scornedandsedated 16 insightful - 19 fun16 insightful - 18 fun17 insightful - 19 fun -  (0 children)

I was shocked. After she slept over, I noticed that she had left the toilet seat up. I confronted her, and I couldn't tell if she was smiling, or nervous, behind her mustache. The date was going great, I had recently hurt my ankle, and she easily carried me up the twelve flights of stairs to my apartment. Super considerate! I really need to stop drinking so much. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth, and my anus hurts like hell!

[–]hfxB0oyA 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

It's so adorable when the trannies write their own fan fiction.

[–]brimshae 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

Imagine being so unfamiliar with the touch of a woman you can't tell when it's not a woman. I didn't think incel levels went that high.

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe he was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. A dude larping as a woman would start to be more appealing than fucking a coconut after a decade.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have heard of, and seen in one case, how prison can make a "straight" man be open to physical relationships with gay men.

Also, my great uncle told me about a co-worker who was stranded on an island in the South Pacific with a group of fellow soldiers and they all took turns on each other until they were rescued, and then left that behind when they got back home.

I can see how frustration coupled with normalization can lead to more of this in the real world for some weaker men.

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Um, dude got found out by his friends and now he’s backpedaling.

[–]brimshae 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes well, being mocked mercilessly will do that.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Loneliness is a powerful emotion.

[–]Threesrwild 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You handle it by saying bye. I am sure this will work out long term.

[–]Alienhunter 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah either you're gay and fine with it so you don't need the internet to tell you what to do, or you're not and it won't work, and still don't need the internet to tell you what to do.

[–]Musky 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Wow, they did an article about a fake post from 6 months ago on Reddit that had 9 upvotes. Somebody get these people a goddamned Pulitzer already.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Writing articles based on Reddit threads is truly journalism in its lowest form.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've actually had a few written including things I've said, they steal my words for their own benefit.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When I read where he said that he had many trans friends who pursued him, I knew it was either karma farming or part of a normalizing campaign.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I noticed they had shit for good stories yesterday, I guess they had to dig deep into the garbage bin

[–]GuyWhite 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Shocked? Surely the 5 o’clock shadow was a give away.

[–]tyranicaloverlord 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Make a joke out of the trans inquiry with every prospective dating encounter.

"You're not one of those cunning transgenders, are you? Because I had a bad experience with one a while back. I had my phone and my wallet stolen during dinner."

Make yourself the victim in the joke for the moral high ground. Most actual women will laugh.

If they don't laugh, then slowly put your hand over your wallet pocket, and glance suspiciously at their phone.

[–]Godknight 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

'I know you have a penis, but it's okay. I still want you.'

Yup he's gay.

[–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is this before or after he sucked her dick?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Poof now you're GAY !

[–]Raindeer 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What a Culture

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The TransFormers....more than meats the eye....The TransFormers.....big DICKS in disguise!!!!

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/fsmJxjfP9jo

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my, I don't think a shower can fix that. That's a sad crying game.
I didn't read it, but he might want to burn his skin and enter the "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"

[–]8thmonitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Am I the only one confused why the DailyMail is writing about this random reddit story months after it happened?