Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’

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    [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    What what!!!

    [–]Canbot 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Having smoke blown up your ass only works in conjunction with snake oil.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Ozone is an excellent disinfectant as it tends to kill any organic matter it touches. Not a great idea to be pumping that up your ass and killing off the bacterial flora that allows you to digest food and keep you alive IMO.

    Anyhow, no matter how much ozone they fire up her ass, she'll always be full of shit.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    🤔 I'm confused. I wish u/Questionable was here to tell me if this is gay or not. The rest of you just don't have the street cred

    [–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Bro, don't let someone else do your thinking for you, it's why things today are so fucked up. Instead, think for yourself get some gas pumped up your ass, and just declare "no homo" if any inconvenient erections occur as a result.

    [–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

    I have to wonder just what happened to her to turn into this utter weirdo. I mean, this shit is out there even by Hollyweird standards, and I really don't think she's frying her brain Demi Lovato-style to end up this way.

    [–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    Apparently her dad dropped dead in front of her when she was 30 and it sent her on a health craze.

    But then I've also heard that she's always been a bit much.

    Someone did a good commentary on her that she always defines herself by what she's not and what she's not doing rather than defining herself by what she is.

    [–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Makes sense. She's discussed her struggles with PTSD, postpartum depression and suicidal thoughts. Very sad, except that she has $200m to help with such matters.

    [–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Having a fuckton of money is no guarantee that you'll be happy or well-adjusted though. It just means more dodgy "therapists" lining up on your front step with their hands out.

    [–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Obviously - but she still has options the rest of us don't have, and I ain't referring to shrinks.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    She crawled up her own ass years ago, so I guess it makes sense that she wants it nice and clean in there.

    [–]jerkwad152 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    She just thinks farts are funny. A girl after my own heart.

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    “But I think what happened was, having gotten Covid and having felt like s***, or like having had long Covid stuff for a while, I just didn’t feel vibrant.”

    It's called old age, honey.

    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Apparently it's a PR campaign to distract from this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11882117/Gwyneth-Paltrow-stand-trial-ski-collision-claim.html

    [–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    https://youtu.be/_cA2qWgTNsM

    [–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Isn't ozone toxic to both the good and bad micro-organisms that colonize our intestines? I mean, wouldn't she need to have cultures of good micro-organisms collected and grown for replanting after something like that?

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Yeah, you'd think she would need one of those fecal transplants I have been reading about after that

    [–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If that's not mentioned in the interviews about this, then it maybe the goal to irreversibly hurt people stupid enough to follow health advice from her.

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    She also has a stupid ass name and a stupid ass mother with a stupid ass name.

    [–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Fun fact: Oxygen in the rectum is a way to get O2 into the blood, and would have been a far superior solution for covid patients whose lungs were failing than blowing their lungs out with overpressured ventilation