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[–]passionflounder 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Poor guy just wanted a stable relationship...

[–]Musky 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's only legal to jerk off a horse if you say it's for artificial insemination.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Socks in the news again, eh?

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pfft, don't insult the horse like that. It might be a dumb beast, but it still has some standards.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Saiddt! Visit us to fulfill your horse fucker reading needs! Now with our new top admin u/HongKongPhooey! The guy that posts all of your horse fucker posts! He's out there every day constantly googling terms such as "big black stallion cock" and "Fucked to death by a horse". Because he wants you to see horse cock! He needs you to see this!... for some reason?

He's also a piece of shit. But that's besides the point.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Bro, you post literal fake news stories, what happened to the FBI arresting Adam Schiff? Fucking retard

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Horse fucker.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

'My sugar daddy paid me to feed him my used toilet paper — you'd do it too'

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I like HKP's tabloid posts personally. Nice to have variety.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Understood. But a public forum is no place for a constant stream of animal cocks and mother fuckers. Degeneracy is pornographic. Just because you like it, doesn't make it suited for the front page.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's both funny and sad that tabloids are closer to being true news than anything else these days.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's a name for this "crime against nature".

Buggery.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, it's still got a leg up on the current dating scenes...