Bloke put live eel up his bum to treat constipation - but couldn't get it out

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[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Typical Friday night for socks.

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Typical jealousy from you

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, to treat constipation, sure.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

But did he cure his constipation?

[–]dicknipples 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Surgery to remove the eel probably did, so: yes?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably one of those "hey, since we're down here already..." things.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, he didn't do this for constipation.

[–]dicknipples 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The eel was still alive

MVP - I hope they'll let him be a witness in the animal cruelty case against the bloke.

[–]Bonn1770 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Relevent

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Heh. If I had a nickel...