Sperm extractor 'faster than masturbation' made for men struggling in hospital

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[–]Gravi 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Just better hope it doesn't sue for child support...

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

GIF of HonkKongPhooey: https://imgur.com/gallery/de1KtVX

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

That hole is too small, I'll just jerk off in front of the nurse.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's Gay Focker the male nurse.

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The transgender community would purchase thousands of these if they could make an implantable version.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU

This machine costs $10,000 and they sell it to "clinics" all over the world.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

They are too embarrassed to masturbate, but not too embarrassed to fuck a robot vagina, lmao

[–]Zapped 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Did you see the ones lined up side-by-side with no partitions? I guess you can talk about the big game with your neighbor while you're waiting for the payoff.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Eventually, these will be used for dismemberment.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They're stealing our jobs!

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Create a hidden camera video, where this machine is wheeled into a busy clinic waiting room, and leave it in a highly visable location.

After about a minute, remotely switch it on and capture people's reactions.

[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I got shotgun!

[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Note the very short strokes. Bwahahahaha!

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why would a physician at a hospital ask for a sperm sample? I have heard of urine samples, but not this.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I assume for in-vitro fertilization for couples that are having trouble conceiving naturally

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Robot Vaginas might as well use sex robots instead.