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[–]hfxB0oyA 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

"Grrr, I'm so angry I could swallow a whole banana wrapped in a condom!!!"

[–]Monkeyshiner 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

please swallow ten.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Why are doctors so happy to help men cover up their dirty fetishes by repeating their bullshit?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't worry ma'am well get him, I'm sending forensics and my best detectives to get to the bottom of this

[–]Monkeyshiner 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't worry ma'am we'll get him I'm sending forensics and my best detective to get to the bottom of this why are doctors so happy to help men cover up their dirty fetishes by repeating their b******* please swallow 10 oh I'm so angry here we go again Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was light of snow everywhere that Mary went the lamb would surely go Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down he fell bloom and fell into the water okay now I'm going to do my alphabet a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x n y n c now I know my ABCs tell me what you think of me okay you want to do some siphering okay here goes I'm going to do all the numbers between one and 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 okay now we're going to do some siphering 1 + 1 = 2 1 + 2 = 3 1 + 4 = 5 + 5 = 6 are you starting to see a pattern here one plus six equals 6 2 42 the answer is 42

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone knows the guy was deep throating a condom wrapped banana that had been in his bum, not sure the doctor needs to advertise the fact.