M&M's will now only contain female M&M colors

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[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

From Rolling Stone:

"... it is also a major error on Mars Wrigley’s part, because the green M&M being a dirty slut, as signified by her iconic white go-go boots, is precisely what has engendered her a devoted fan base, particularly among similarly libidinous women and gay men who have embraced the character."

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Fuck m and m.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

seriously, why can't I eat candy without it being about gender identity

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s the million dollar question. Man, I’ve accepted that we’re fucked.

We need to all get up and mass protest, on what I think is lost important.

Right now it’s get rid of federal taxes.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because your moobs won’t let you.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Go carnivore instead.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

“The M&M’S brand is on a mission to use the power of fun to create purposeful connections, as we work to create a world where everyone feels they belong,” said Gabrielle Wesley, chief marketing officer for Mars Wrigley North America, in a press release.

So the next pack will have naked M & M's where a dude M&M has a mangled hole where his cock used to be? With a full beard of course.

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No one should eat this goyslop.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Goyslop”

Wasn’t that a Norwegian death metal band in the 1990s?

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's transphobic

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Come on, can't you see the size of that purple one. That's the transwoman. For fuck's sake, it has nuts.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Celebrate women everywhere who are flipping the status quo.”

Bitch, please. You exist only to sell carbs to fatsos. You are why the rich get richer and the fat get fatter. You are the status quo.