'I went years without bonking anyone – but a sex doll helped me find love again'

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[–]Drewski 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah bud that's not love. And even though your new Vietnamese fiance says she's cool with it I'd still have her signing a prenup.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

'I went years without bonking anyone

Because of COVID?

Yeah bud that's not love.

An adult male who says "boink" has to take what he can get.
A doll is an admitting defeat. Some could argue it's the next best thing.

Even so, the slump continues.
Sticking it in a plastic doll doesn't count as a "boink".

[–]HibikiBlack 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think organic relationships should be replaced like this...

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

It doesn’t talk. It can’t steal your money.

It takes all of 2 weeks before I’m sick of women. I’m not sure I’d ever get sick of a sex doll.

[–]RealCheekClapper 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

sounds like you're attracting some awful women

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Isn’t awful implied in the name “woman”.

[–]RealCheekClapper 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

99% of the time, but not 100%. Whereas with men it's maybe like 95%.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Men are horrible too.

But women have become reliably unreliable. Meaning, most of the time, they will fuck you. And they don’t care.

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's nice not to have to sleep alone.

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    [–]Drewski 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    You've been posting some interesting stuff lately, please don't start this obnoxious shit again and make me block you.

    [–]filbs111 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    False economy. Compared to regular wanking, you save money on tissues, but eventually it becomes a health hazard.

    [–]RealCheekClapper 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    She looks a bit young to consent

    [–]LuchoSun 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Disgusting...

    [–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Better than the alternative in many cases. And that's sad.