What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Last year I beat my dick like it owed me money. But in the past I’ve gone as far as to jerk off with hand sanitizer and spray it with body spray

[–]jerkwad152 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I chopped a tree down with mine.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This made my dick hurt to read.

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PLAYING WITH A TOY DINOSAUR AND MADE IT BITE HIS PENIS

WATCHING FOOTBALL, GOT EXCITED WHEN TEAM SCORED AND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED SELF IN PENIS

HIS SON KARATE CHOPPED HIM IN THE BALLS ABOUT 10 DAYS AGO

WAS DRINKING AT HIS BACHELOR PARTY, PASSED OUT AND HIS FRIENDS GLUED HIS PENIS TO HIS ABDOMEN

STUCK TWO MAGNETS ON HIS FORESKIN UNABLE TO REMOVE

CLOSED PENIS IN FRIDGE DOOR

INTOXICATED AND THOUGHT WAS APPLYING SEXUAL STIMULANT TO SCROTUM AND INSTEAD APPLIED TOILET BOWL CLEANER

CUT THE TIP OF HIS FORESKIN WITH PLASTIC KNIFE TO PLACE PLASTIC BEAD INTO THE OPENING THAT HE MADE IN HIS FORESKIN, CUT TOO DEEP

[–]noshore4me 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I vigorously shuffled my LEFT HAND over it! Not as horrible as I expected.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Idk because it's not interesting enough for me to join/subscribe.