Doctor warns of 'stupid sex trend' where Christmas ornaments used to masturbate

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[–]Musky 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I want proof this is actually a trend and not just u/SMCAB skewing the curve for the rest of us in the seasonal anal adventure department.

[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Gives new meaning to the Nutcracker....

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What did you think that story was about?

[–]HiddenFox 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

TBH I wasn't going to waste my time reading it. Saw the headline, looked to my left and the first Christmas ordainment I saw was a nutcracker... Started laughing to myself....

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I fucked my ass with an angel ornament made out of a wine cork and a pine cone. I came everywhere.

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    [–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Someone has to put the Ho Ho Ho in Holidays.

    [–]BISH 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Candy canes are now Christmas ornaments?

    This isn't a new trend.

    [–]lunarstrain 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    You'll be finding sparkles for years after.