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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

I'm gonna get two penises and milk myself like a cow! Mooooo!!

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Cows have 4 udders.

Upgrade to a quadra-pud.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Where are the 6 breasted women promised me in science fiction??? Everything has been a lie!

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Where are the 6 breasted women promised me in science fiction??? Everything has been a lie!

But then you'd wish you had 6 arms.

And then you'd wish you had clothes that fit your 6 arms.

It's a downward spiral.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You're an udder.