Squirrels masturbate to avoid sexually transmitted diseases

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[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is an interesting, albeit incredibly strange, diversion from the political dickbeating and conspiretard ranting otherwise filling the front page.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Based squirrelcels

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No they don't.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wrong. Squirrels masturbate cause it feels good.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Squirrels masturbate, because they like easy nuts.