‘I’m a real-life vampire – I wear fangs and feed on my girlfriend’s energy’

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Damn, he's pretty handsome, not gonna lie. Being a "vampire" suits him pretty well.

Also, vampires are pretty cool, I always wished that they would exist in real life.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my god, how does he not die from embarrassment?

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I bet he gets laid a lot. Now. Give it 8 years.

[–]Newzok 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh my another "energy vampire". I thought these died out around 2008.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vampires are immortal silly.