Semen sniffing dog brought in by Cheshire Police

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[–]johnwayney 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

This satire shit really gotta go

There are so very many legit news stories and topics that are interesting to everyone.

These "fake" stories have several negative effects on people's emotional state.

You are inflicting harm on people, and it causes serious new users to see this site as some kind of bullshit joke and this causes them to leave and not return.

Think of this site as everyone is cooking a big meal that smells and tastes delicious, and you are constantly pissing and shitting in the food pot.

Find a new direction.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

bro, you post literal pornography. You are the one getting banned for posting things so heinous nobody wants to see it

[–]johnwayney 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

you think and act like a little fucking child.

find a new direction

find news that are legit and are relevant to the current social and economic and political situation.

your stories make this into a preschool daycare for retards.

think about it

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

So I should post trannies jacking off and poop sex like you?

[–]johnwayney 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I am being patient with you, but my patience is wearing thin.

You are no difficulty for me whatsoever.

In fact, I am enjoying this..

When my patience wears out, oh well.

https://youtu.be/BJdOEvMVg84

[–]Jewishnigger 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why is op so combatative? His mom spanked him too many times in the head maybe

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You must really be a masochist if you enjoy this

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Also, I think you have trouble telling the difference between satire, and news that is real but bizarre, either that or you don't actually know what satire is

[–]johnwayney 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

i am trying to be patient with you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You should show more respect to your intellectual superiors

[–]johnwayney 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Don't let anyone say that I didn't ask you nicely.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Never eat a sample at the grocery store.

[–]Jewishnigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Americans have become completely insane.

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when Americans will look you in the eye and say that the farm bailout should be higher than the auto bailout because food is more important than cars, but why not just end the trade wars and regulations that have destroyed the economy?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hey buddy, how's the plans for the mass shooting coming along? You torture any new animals lately?

[–]Thebigba 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because black lights are out of style.