Britpop star 'took a crap' on cheating ex boyfriend's bowl of cereal, and it left her feeling empowered

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

She amber herded.

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Amber Turded hee hee.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well ain't that some shit.

[–]Newzok 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I don't believe that. In any case, way to wear your BPD on your sleeve.

[–]Yin 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This is the norm in the UK.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Those UK fuckers are into some kinky shit, look no further than the stories about the royal family.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Like, did she have it prepared, or was she stood on the table crapping on his cereal as he ate it?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, I mean I enjoyed reading this, but I agree something about this story does not check out, had the same thought

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess the sentiment is 'eat shit', and is comical enough. Doubt it happenedz or they're just hiding their weird fetishism as some kind of revenge plot.

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What she forgot to mention is the cuck bf asked her to shit on the cereal.