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[–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Was expecting a fat bastard, not a whore.

Still funny.

Actually, how the fuck do they know that? She was found dead, so are they just assuming that's what she was doing? What if she was trying to climb the wardobe, because wouldn't she have just pissed inside it after she opened the door?

This story is suspect as fuck.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wondered the same thing. Many people evacuate their bowels or bladder when they die, perhaps they saw a heap of excrement and figured that's what she went in for.

[–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeh, once you die, you have no muscles to hold it all in.