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Pastor: Gay people are possessed by fart demons
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted] from gaystarnews.com
[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (5 children)
Im gay and fart alot. I can believe this.
[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (4 children)
I've seen so many gay people play Pokemon it's no surprise. You consort with Pikachu and you'll get fart demons for sure.
[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
How did you know of my love for pokemon >.>
[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
If you are gay and you use the internet then there's an upwards of 90% chance you are a Pokemon. Pokemon fever is the leading cause of gayness since the 1990's. Baptist preachers tried to warn you about the dangers of Pokemon and Evolution but now look at you? Possessed by a legion of Koffings.
There's but one cure for the demonic possession of Pokemon. And that's American Football. Watching those buff young pinnacles of athletic achievement will banish the Pokemans afflicting your life and leave you with a deeply instilled love of Jesus, and Rodriguez and Gonzalez.
[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
I could get behind watching some buff sweaty pinnacles of American athletic achievement leap onto each other in a dog pile and handle balls.
[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Those are the American values necessary to banish the unnatural affliction of Pokemon orientation and turn you to the pure moral crusade of Football trading cards.
[–]Scolias 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Fart Demons. Yes.
[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
With the way things have gone to shit in the last six or seven years I'll believe it.
[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (5 children)
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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]Scolias 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
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