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[–]yeahbut 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

One more for the Daily Star's 'greatest hits' list

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I nominate the Daily Star for the Pulitzer prize in investigative journalism. When I see one of the British news sites with Daily in the name, I know I'm getting the real hard hitting stories

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Of course he does, it doesn't talk.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

You gonna buy one?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Honestly I'm actually a bit envious of people who could be that satisfied by a silicon doll

But in the spirit of fun, here's the sex doll I would buy if I was into that kind of thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/faqend/anon_makes_a_greta_thunberg_sex_doll/

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You wanna skullfuck a doll resembling a barely legal retard, that's a bold move, Cotton.

Just get a body pillow with her face on it and save $$$.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's not even barely legal, girl looks twelve.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They should make a green version.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She's a TikToker. The doll probably has more personality.

[–]raven9 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

what the hell did he do to its feet?

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps he finds certain parts more pleasureable.