'I fart in the cheese aisle in posh supermarkets – it confuses snooty people'

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[–]tangypoon 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Someone at the Dialy Star made Plastic Amie VERY happy she read this.

HK - if you apply to write for the Daily Star or any of these "news"papers, I'll write you a glowing recommendation letter.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Them rich folks get confused by the scent of rabble farts that dominate the olfactory senses preventing them from sniffing their own.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I used to eat garlic, onions, beans, cheese, and cabbage the night before a cross country flight so I could fart on the plane. I would fart once when they announced we were on final approach just to wake everyone up. Then when they opened the doors I farted again so they would get the hell off the plane so I could. If it was loud it always worked.

[–]Drcolossus 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This person looks like the human embodiment of a posh person's farts

[–]superglowie 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

amie looks like a really bad transition from male to female.

wow. some really bad plastic surgery.