Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

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[–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I was #34, I feel duped.

[–]Drewski 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Are you sure, it could have been a real alien.

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😂

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Those ears.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance.

There's actually a law specifically for that!?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's actually a law specifically for that!?

Lmao, nah I don't think so. It's a satirical fake news site, I wouldn't believe anything they say, just posted it for a laugh