Randy husband buys sex doll that looks like wife for when she's not in the mood

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[–]iamonlyoneman 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (6 children)

She's twenty-three years old? Bruh. That's a pretty rough 23 years!

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

She's likely been through years of abuse.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I examined the pictures of her body and found no signs of abuse. 👍

[–]H3v8 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He doesn't look much better though.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The doll is underage, but I bet it will look even worse after it's 23 years.

[–]Smarterthanlastweek2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

you actually think any of that is real?

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The doll is real, anyway

[–]Losferwords 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

The doll looks better than the real thing. Probably cooks better too.

[–]Diesel 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

She's not jealous because "the doll looks like her". Reminds me of this story.

https://nypost.com/2016/03/12/infamous-botched-jesus-painting-now-a-major-tourist-attraction/

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That article/image reminds me of the South Park episode where Mr Garrison gets a sex change.

When the procedure is completed, Mr Garrison asks the surgeon, "Does it like like a vagina?"

The doctor pauses and says, "Pretty much..."

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck yeah, the new wife is taller with bigger boobs

[–]Masterblaster 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

“It was the only way she would agree to a threesome!”

[–]noshore4me 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

"who earn up to £70,000 a month on Only Fans" Who the fuck is paying to watch these freaks that they earn 70K a month?

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

People who believe they earn £70k (note the "up to" so it's not the real amount) and have a financial domination fetish.

[–]Niggarooni 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://thefederalist.com/2021/02/15/futurama-already-taught-us-in-2001-not-to-date-robots/

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Why not junst fuck a goomar, like on the hit telivision show soprano's?

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is actually kinda sweet in a weird way.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This wouldn't happen under sharia.

[–]charlie6067 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

£70,00 a month but house doesn't reflect that sum. Who pays to see them when there's more free porn than you could watch in a lifetime

[–]Smarterthanlastweek2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His mistake was getting married, otherwise he could have gone out and hired a whore that looks like her.

And this is clearly all fake, oc.