Ingesting semen can improve your IQ and boost your mood, studies claim

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (7 children)

Sending this to the wife.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

0 + epsilon (small) = epsilon (small) .

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I have no idea what that means.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

"If you add an arbitrary small thing to zero it still is an arbitrary small thing."

It was a test-simulation of a joke, so to say.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Only people who have to think about approximations on a daily basis will understand your joke.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Students have to... That's why the sad faces. These idiots believe this stuff is boring.

Which it trivially isn't, of course.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Highly relevant for what I do for a living.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Highly relevant for me when i try to decide how to "fuzzy-define" the borders between my language(s), voices in my head, sensory input, mind castles and rl relation with humans.

If there isn't any convergence sensable "fast" enough it mostly makes not sense to follow through on the relation between a exemplary subsets of these things in my mind, so to say.

[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

Not true, crustybutt is still dumb as fuck.

[–]Airbus320 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

XD, maybe he overdosed

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

On what? Tide-pods? You can't overdose semen if your hypersexual enough, i suppose.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

There's an urban myth that Marc Almond had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing too many loads.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I saw one clinical black feminist say about Roe v Wade "you have the right to swallow".

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    2 Men and 1 Woman actually

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12049024/

    [–]goobandit 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Cheers, everyone!!!

    [–]filbs111 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    This is why I stock up on canned goods. Don't want to be jacking off because I'm hungry.

    [–]Bridgeheadprod 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Just remember…. Dr Pepper comes in a bottle for a reason.

    [–]Bridgeheadprod 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Daily Star my FUCKING WINGMAN

    [–]yabbit 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    that's why fags are so smart

    [–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Did they do a double-blind Bukake party.. I mean study?

    [–]quantum-step 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I know the boys on reddit will eat this up.

    [–]iseetrolledpeople 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    It explains why my ex was intelligent. And always in a good mood.

    [–]notafed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I guess I'll continue to be stupid and depressed.

    [–]jagworms 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Blow me.