Employees Claim New CEO Consistently Pulls Penis Out 9 Steps Before Arriving at Urinal

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Is he hot? Sometimes CEOs are hot.

The article shows him with a gut that looks like he is pregnant with a basketball, so I doubt anyone would find him attractive

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, now I see. He should definitely keep his penis in his pants as long as possible!

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unless he was good-looking.