Employees Claim New CEO Consistently Pulls Penis Out 9 Steps Before Arriving at Urinal

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[–]jagworms 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Once you cross the threshold of the men's room, you can whip it out.

[–]One_Jack_Move 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Doesn't he know that OSHA and the WHO only recommend 3 steps, tops!

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not able to whip my cock out in the restroom unless I'm standing on a corporate approved dot. This guy has it nice.

[–]AXXA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

why are they counting?

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Because he said wokeness is bullshit, so now they have to find anything they can to shame him with.

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lowkey saying he has a big dong?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Always 9 steps ahead, the man is good.

[–]package 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

meh the real alpha strat is pulling your pants and underwear down to your shoes and shirt up to your chin then no-handing it from a foot back

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Is he hot? Sometimes CEOs are hot.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Is he hot? Sometimes CEOs are hot.

The article shows him with a gut that looks like he is pregnant with a basketball, so I doubt anyone would find him attractive

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, now I see. He should definitely keep his penis in his pants as long as possible!

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unless he was good-looking.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I fervently believe there is no such thing as bad publicity” Marks said in May

Probably made up the rumor himself. You fell for it.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably made up the rumor himself. You fell for it.

In that case he is a true Jedi Master and we should all take note

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

considered to be a member of the “big 6”

Progamer move there.