During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down.

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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

You are part of the "fun" company, saidits user division is divided into. Finally i got it.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks, HK, for the best posts on Saidit. But obviously the writer doesn't know how to pleasure a woman.

[–]chottohen 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

But if she put a condom over it...

Former ob/gyn Adam Kay has written a (to me) hilarious book titled This is Going to Hurt about his experiences in this area. He does not care for the UK's NHS and wrote the book after retiring from the National Health Service at a much younger age than is usual. But his advice I think would be: be careful what you put up there.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

True.

Also avoid mayonnaise up there.

[–]filbs111 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Product idea: metal dildo with integrated fan. The "Blowhard" (TM)

[–]CreditKnifeMan 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Add an ice chamber to a steely Dan

[–]filbs111 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

I wasn't aware of what that was. I've found a book to read, a film to watch, a band to listen to, a reason to buy a 5-axis mill and something to shove up my arse when it's too warm. Thanks.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

a reason to buy a 5-axis mill

You may want to consider a CNC lathe with a mill add-on. You can get a better surface finish turning a workpiece.

And don't cheat yourself by skipping the polishing. Maybe even electroplate it after the1000 diamond grit for a mirror finish.

Build that ass a masterpiece.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Where can i send my moneys?

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

During a heat wave, women are advised against putting popsicles in their vaginas to cool down.

Any advisories concerning pudding pops?

[–]Masterblaster 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone knows they go up your ass.

[–]NuclearBadger 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just stop being a fat bastard. Fat insulates.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Big hot beef sausage only.