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[–]jet199 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Weird ceremonial marriage are pretty normal in India.

I think a girl got married to a frog a few years back.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

This is why aliens don't visit us.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

We see the UFOs.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe they want to marry us. Or our frogs. Especially the gay frogs.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Couldn't find a single good Indian man.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Believable

[–]Ethnocrat 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

At this point I just want a giant asteroid to smash into this cesspit of a planet.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Not long until we can fuck off to Mars and leave these nutters behind to marry themself and whatever

[–]Ethnocrat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They'll populate Mars with trannies.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Well honey, you're going to have to marry yourself, you're 24 and your chest already looks like 2 eggs hanging on nails.

[–]package 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Not enough salami so she had to settle for sologamy

[–]RandumbZer0 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tell me you're ignorant without actually telling me you're ignorant..

[–]negrogre 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Very progressive for India.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These people make money off the internet doing stupid shit. At least they aren't naked.