"Transracial" Influencer Reveals Plans for Penis Reduction To Become "100% Korean"

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[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I too was trapped in a woman's body but then I was born.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I hate "singular they" so much.

The shit I want to do to the moral retards who use it would make Hitler blush.

[–]_XEAL_ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It should be "it", but that would piss them off because that sounds despective.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There are a few that accept "it" and "it" does make a lot of sense.

[–]asterias 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder what's stopping him from cutting it altogether. Wouldn't that be cheaper as well?

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's an unorthodox approach to becoming Korean.

Imitation is a form of flattery. However, he may want to investigate the source and reliability of the data.

Koreans have a legendary reputation with a number of video games.

He probably realized that competing in that arena was an impossible goal.

I wouldn't want to discourage this character from shaving down his pud in pursuit of his Korean destiny.

He might also want to consider dyeing his hair a few shades darker.

[–]_XEAL_ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought he wanted to become 100% monkey with those lips.

[–]HPFL 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don’t they still have MASH reruns where he lives in case he forgot what Koreans actually look like?