Our societal fixation on animals, and their central role in the education of children, warrants critical examination.

I've heard the prevalence of gay "sex" among animals used as a talking point by so-called homosexuals, as if these creatures enslaved to their own immediate gratification were somehow good models of ethical behavior. "It's natural!"

This obvious error is encouraged by the way in which "developed" society places animals on a pedestal. Dogs live among us like family members. Schoolwork is interrupted by trips to the zoo (where gorillas apparently fellate each other). Numbers and letters are taught using animals, and of course biology is a fixture of science instruction from an early age. (It's easier to explain gorillas humping than chemistry or physics, I guess).

It is acceptable, even desirable, to bend nature and its fauna to our will. Gorillas are behaving in a degenerate manner? Chase them from our midst with rifles and erect a nice topiary exhibit where they lived. It'll be much more pleasant and uplifting.