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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I want to cut of my penis, cut it in half and sew it on my shoulder blades so that over the next 10 years I can stretch them out into dick wings. Either that, or sew it on my forehead to be a unicorn.