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[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

In other news, California's pandemic czar has ordered Californians gathered in groups larger than ten to synchronize inhalation and exhalation breathing in order to minimize transmission. To aid compliance in this effort, every Californian, including undocumented guests, will be equipped free of charge a pendant beacon that flashes red when the wearer inhales and green when exhales. BLM and ANTIFA events are exempt from this order. All whites who violate this completely fair, just, and unbiased directive will face prison time and fines regardless of group size. Registered Republicans are to be presumed as guilty and will be preemptively fined and jailed.