California governor's office tells diners to wear masks "in between bites"

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[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

In other news, California's pandemic czar has ordered Californians gathered in groups larger than ten to synchronize inhalation and exhalation breathing in order to minimize transmission. To aid compliance in this effort, every Californian, including undocumented guests, will be equipped free of charge a pendant beacon that flashes red when the wearer inhales and green when exhales. BLM and ANTIFA events are exempt from this order. All whites who violate this completely fair, just, and unbiased directive will face prison time and fines regardless of group size. Registered Republicans are to be presumed as guilty and will be preemptively fined and jailed.

[–]hennaojichan 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Be afraid. Be very afraid. The better to manipulate you.

Restaurants could use a feedbag/mask custom-made for humans so they would not have to pull up the masks while eating. Someone could make millions.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Be afraid. Be very afraid. The better to manipulate you.

Fear of allowing these scum bags to get away with this.
They is no courage in the absence of fear.

Our courage is over 9000.

Restaurants could use a feedbag/mask custom-made for humans so they would not have to pull up the masks while eating. Someone could make millions.

This is a great idea.

Also, I would like to have my food bag served with my drink premixed into my meal.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or you could have a container in there with a straw for your drink, refillable from the outside with something like a mini gas pump hose.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

That's it plebs, keep touching your faces then touching everything else.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

The "science" has been updated.

It's ok to touch your face.
But you cannot touch your mask.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Then how do you put it on?

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Huh... What?

Wtf. Stop asking questions.

Just follow the directions from the CDC.
(They've got your back, bro)

;-)

[–]fred_red_beans 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I put mine on in the shower!

[–]DrBalls 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

i cant believe that people are so stupid to believe in the wuhan scam.

even trump fell for this bullshit.

I am a doctor.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tv mind control.

[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fortunately Democratic economic policies in California should substantially reduce demand for restaurants.

[–]ANIKAHirsch 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Ewww.. Imagine how disgusting that mask would be after trying to eat a meal while wearing it.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or you could get some of these masks.

An instant classic. ;-)