"Let me explain to you in an superfluously long article why i was an idiot for so long". Because now i'm so much smarter:

In fact i'm a girl and care way tooooooo much about my hairstyle or how others may see me, which i still do, so i'm not only a sheep, i'm a blind sheep following every "new" trend bc. i actually don't have found my own style till today and that is why i identify as an early adopter.

Written from my Apple-bug (with a capitalism-sticker on the logo).