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[–]ancapsaicin 8 insightful - 11 fun8 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

protip: if you keep your woman in the kitchen, you don’t have to worry about catching contagious diseases from her

[–]bald-janitor 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Tell that to s/gendercritical

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

This is a warmup for 1984's anti-sex league.

[–]Narrator 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

How about somebody starts selling skin tight full body latex biowarfare suits with zippered holes for orifices? You could have matching zippers to attach yourself to a glory hole. Sluts could wear them in public.

[–]72ndGender 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This is going to make 69ing way less fun.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Glory holes are OK though. At least according to Canadian public health officials.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is obviously a mask-question... Maybe there are already some with pimples. :)

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

My wife insisted I wear a mask way before corona, or at least turn the lights off

[–]CallMeIshmael 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The safest approach to sexual activity, according to the researchers, is not having any.

Pretty sure they tried to push abstinence-only policies in schools during the 1980s. It was not successful.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i will put this in as an applicant for this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

[–]var_machine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Glory holes solve this problem.