Local Man Arrested After Blaring "Benny Hill" Song Near People Slipping On Ice

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[–]AbeFroman 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I read something online the other day about someone out here yelling cold weather puns, so I figured I would try my luck and get on the news, too,” said the man.

Mission Accomplished.

[–]AllStr8SexIsRape 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then why even have a First Amendment if freedom of speech is just going to be undermined by the same people who are supposed to uphold the constitution? The FA says nothing about the quality or appropriateness of speech.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

For those who don't remember

“We arrived on the scene to something very disturbing. After my partner and I slipped and fell on the ice, we heard that ‘Benny Hill’ song. You know, the dunn dun dunnndunn funny song that plays when people are in funny chases? Anyway, we got up and arrested the man after a small chase around the squad car with that song still playing,” said one Sioux Falls Police Department representative we spoke with.

He actually pulled off playing the theme while being chased by the police.

He has earned my respect.

[–]NeuronalMassErection 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Are you kidding me? Why is this here? The Sioux Falls Headliner is an Onion-type website with satirical articles. This literally is not "Not The Onion".

[–]gloriousArstotzkan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this is not the onion, but not Not The Onion