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[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Roughly how large of a tree can you manage?

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Not too big. Any tree up to 8"-9" in diameter. Takes less than a minute, or so..

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Not too big, but certainly not something to shake a stick at. Call me an optimist but I bet Winter Penis has more gifts for you that you have yet to discover. Ot possibly I am just worried about my own status as I am certainly showing signs. My penis has definitely been grey and wrinkly come to think of it. No more han usual but that doesn't mean I am in the clear by any means.

Now the good news...I run a tree transplant service that pulls the tree roots and all and plant it anywhere they want it. Never had a transplant fail so long as the tree has matured to 7 to 8.5" in diameter and you execute the extraction in less than 90 seconds. Only issue is I can only afford 1 professional grade tree extracting machine so we are limited to that as well as my employees all resigning because they refuse to work my untheorized genes.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Point me in the direction of the trees you need.

Winter penis is on it.

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You are a good egg Winter penis.

[–]BadumTsh101 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No I imagine that's sperm, not eggs.