I miss my babushka :( she was Romanian and awesome. When I was around four, she taught me my first Romanian phrase - “your mother’s pussy” - which is one of the most foul/disgusting insults you can say in the Romanian language.

When I was over at her house and she was watching me, she’d have me go around and say it to her Romanian friends while she was watching me and they were playing cards or backgammon, and I didn’t get it but loved the laughter it caused, so it quickly became apart of my daily language which was how my mom found out lol.

I’ve only made my moms eyes bulge a few times in her life; this was the first and I’ll never forget it. Our play room was by the kitchen, I remember I was playing sega genesis, and yelled out “pizda mati!!”. She came in and was like “wtf did u just say?”.

My babushka got in fucking trouble 4 that one lmao.