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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If your partner calls you on the toilet they are probably cheating on you.

In fact they are likely to be round their lovers house right now.

[–]IkeConn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mr. T pities these fools.