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[–]Ash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's it. i have enough of this shit.

I hereby proclaim to be a genderless Alien and demand my human birth certificate to be declared invalid because I'm not human after all.

I also demand that you-all of mankind accept and respect my sexual attraction to guns and military planes. I will not accept any discrimination based on my sexual preferences anymore.

I also demand here and now to change your (Mankind) insulting language and for the inclusion of genderless Aliens beside men, women, diverse etc. You will address me as 232729QYXPuo955 from now on.

For all the demeaning and horrible treatment of the past I want compensation in the form of a B2 Bomber, only for me to masturbate in, and 12 attractive, naked humans dancing around it.

These are my demands and if you don't meet them- basically follow your own interest, I have to pull out my big guns (how funny-guns) by getting my Tumblr and Facebook crew involved.

Hashtag:

AlienLivesMatter

FuckAllThisShit

FuckingNukeThisPlanetAlready

WeAreTooFarGoneToBeSaved

Don't know why the hashtag key is not working on Saidit. Shit destroyed my dramatic flow and I want compensation for the distress I have to endure. Saidit, where do I send my bank details to?